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Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
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A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
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What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
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Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...