No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...