Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...