The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...