The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....