Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...