Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...