you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...