Get me an ambulence now
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Screen Door
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New Year Resolutions for Pets
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A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Nun on a date
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The Borg versus Microsoft
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Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
A game of animal football
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A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...