Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
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Greetings prospective White House interns!
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A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
man to do situps
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A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
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It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
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