Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...