Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...