The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...