A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...