50-50 relationship
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There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
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The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
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Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
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Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
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