Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...