Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!