Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...