How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...