This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!