Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.