Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky…
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...