Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...