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This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
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Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
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Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...