Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...