Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...