Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...