Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...