Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.