Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...