Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...