Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...