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Super Looong List of One-Liners!
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Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Husband’s Great Gift
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Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Scottish Builder
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Redneck Census Form!
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Good & bad news
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Homemade Bargain Gift
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