Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about…
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on...
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Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
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I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
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A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...