Give us new missiles
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Begin emergency landing
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What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Window Seat
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The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Consultation fees
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An engineer and a programmer
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Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
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