Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.