What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...