Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!