She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...