Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...