The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...