The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...