Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...