Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...