Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...