French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!