Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...