Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....