Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...