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Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...